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Dallas Job

When a battery acid junkie pours an energy drink into a girls spread open asshole, then he licks up the energy drink like a dog drinking out of its water bowl.
Junkie-“hey whore, you still up for that Dallas job tn?”
Whore-“nah it stung my hole last time”
by Dallas fuckluck December 9, 2024
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Pause-Job

Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.
The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"
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Rim job

The commonly used name for an activity/quest given to those who choose to adventure through the land of Skyrim. Though often initiated by the traveller, there are times when a Rim job is forced upon him/her with the fate of the realm in jeopardy. Payment for a successful Rim job comes in the form of gold or pointed objects one can use on future Rim jobs.
To join the Companions you must accept their Rim jobs. With each successful Rim job their trust in you will grow.
by BradMojito November 22, 2011
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Paint job

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.
Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!
by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023
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Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.
"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."
by tetjob March 20, 2020
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get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at
Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today
by Handleisalready January 4, 2023
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Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
by Apexas October 13, 2023
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