When a battery acid junkie pours an energy drink into a girls spread open asshole, then he licks up the energy drink like a dog drinking out of its water bowl.
by Dallas fuckluck December 9, 2024
Get the Dallas Jobmug. Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.
The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"
by Samuel_Johnson's_lovechild May 6, 2021
Get the Pause-Jobmug. The commonly used name for an activity/quest given to those who choose to adventure through the land of Skyrim. Though often initiated by the traveller, there are times when a Rim job is forced upon him/her with the fate of the realm in jeopardy. Payment for a successful Rim job comes in the form of gold or pointed objects one can use on future Rim jobs.
To join the Companions you must accept their Rim jobs. With each successful Rim job their trust in you will grow.
by BradMojito November 22, 2011
Get the Rim jobmug. by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023
Get the Paint jobmug. When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.
by tetjob March 20, 2020
Get the Tet Jobmug. Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at
Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today
by Handleisalready January 4, 2023
Get the get a job weekmug. (n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
by Apexas October 13, 2023
Get the Throat Jobmug.