Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.

“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”

by johnscattergood May 21, 2022

Next Best Friend

When a new acquaintance is identified as displaying the traits you'd like in a friend, and a friendship with that person is then pursued.
(Not to be confused with 'New Best Friend')

I met this cool guy named Paul on Saturday. He's going to be my next best friend.

by the REAL Lex Complex November 22, 2011

The ugly Best Friend

Damn she called you that don’t worry she just called me that

Ya that kid Tommy is The ugly Best Friend.

by This is the sad side November 2, 2020

Let's just be friends

A phrase when a girl/guy politely tells you that they don't see you as a romantic partner, but still wants to be friends with you.

If you are angered or feel insulted by this, you really shouldn't be, as it's their personal choice and opinion on who they view as a friend or as a partner and you should just move on as this is one chapter in you life.

Keep your friendship with said person and to not ruin it unless you are one of those "Nice Guy" or "Nice Girl"

Person: "Thank you, but let's just be friends"

You: "Ok, I understand"

by JackieTackie June 2, 2019

plastic cup friend

A person you meet at an event or bar who is cool to hang out with at the time but you never talk to or hang out with again. A throw away friend.

He was really cool at the bar last night, but he's definitely a plastic cup friend.

by tocathe1 May 24, 2014

Addictive Friend Syndrome

A person who you meet for the first time and they blow up your phone everday and every weekend.

Heather-"Should I text Tim tonight and see what he is doing tonight?"

Vanessa- "No! You just hungout with him lastnight."

Heather-"Okay, I wont."
30 seconds later.....
Heather-"So I just texted Tim, and he hasnt responded yet..."

Vanessa-"You officially have Addictive Friend Syndrome."

by vanclar24 July 10, 2010

Technically not my friend

When you are Unable to be my friend and help me with my current technical difficulties.

I like micah, but hes technically not my friend because he hasn't hooked my stereo up yet like he promised.

by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020