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Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.
Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.
by Cumtown April 9, 2024
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Jack In The Box

Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*
by Alexwastakenwastaken July 9, 2024
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Red lobster sand box

The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.
"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.
by MrPaulDyck July 23, 2024
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box break

to break in and kill the people inside a furry con
Me: alright box break denfur john
John: ok coming
by Furrykillers.com March 14, 2023
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boxed

I boxed him
by Sunny Damelio October 16, 2023
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bleh box

A person who is always talking but never has anything interesting to say.
Marci’s net boyfriend is a total bleh box, I can’t even stand being around them.
by Will_i.e.-dude March 24, 2024
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Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly
I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out
by Hellyfish January 12, 2019
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