couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

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Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024

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Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

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Eating a slap

What Chris Rock did to Will Smith's slap.

Chris Rock was eating a slap from Will Smith

by therealprotagonist March 28, 2022

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Pimp slap

A type of direct slap to the face (also known as a Bitch Slap) see definition. When someone agitates or pisses you off it usually has more resistance than a regular slap. It’s not hard enough to seriously injure them but pretty much let them know that you are serious and aren’t playing with them. You can apply this type of slap to females or guys. It will usually show some signs of marking on the face or cheek!

Man this bitch named Sally at my work pissed me off so much today I wanted to pimp slap her so bad!

by Western Tunesmith February 24, 2021

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