Rock the needles

When your in a MMF three way and the woman is in the center on her knees giving double hand jobs for the finish.

Sally sure did rock the needles last night! Handjobs facial moneyshot

by Icet3003 October 24, 2016

Chamberlin Rock

A giant boulder made of glacial granite that weighed between 42 and 70 tons, which was removed from University of Wisconsin-Madison campus after a bunch of moron college students discovered an article about it from 1925 where it was referred to one time as a 'N****rhead'. They then spent $50,000 to remove the rock from the campus because they thought it was a symbol of hatred towards black people, even though it wasn't, because obviously its a damn rock that cannot do anything. So instead of using the 50 grand to help homeless people or fund scholarships for BIPOC students, they decided to waste it to move a rock a few miles away that was already there long before humans even walked on that land.

Ben Shapiro: "A rock that students call a symbol of racism has been removed from campus...50 thousand dollars..to remove a 42 ton boulder... its a ROCK."
Spongebob: "Its not just a boulder...its a Chamberlin rock *cries*"

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 December 1, 2021

Got a rock

1. To botch something up
2. To have horribly bad luck
3. The special power of Ken

Just when everything was going well, Ken got a rock and McGee was raped by a goat

by Marcus November 19, 2003

Rock A Cleasy

To sell a Moncler (Cleasy) jacket during your shift at Harry Rosen. Usually to someone paying in 20 dollar bills later in the evening.

Dude, did you just Rock a Cleasy to that guy?
Sorry man, I scooped you with Kevin while you were Rocking a Cleasy.

I just want to Rock a Cleasy and go home already.

by RockingACleasie January 7, 2024

Cock rocks

A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.

They played Cock Rocks at the party

by Vladcyka November 29, 2019

Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.

Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"

by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018

kock rocks

A group of dudes who are giving pretty babes unsoliciated and in most cases undesirable attention despite a negative response. A single dude is a kock rock.

Told this Bro in that gaggle of Kock Rocks over there "No" 3 times when he asked for my number, and he is still buying me drinks, winking at me, and telling me how cute I am.

by Lifeisterrible June 4, 2017