Meat Buttons

A man's erect nipples.

After jogging down the junk food aisle at the 7-11, Andrew's meat buttons were so chafed they were bleeding.

by Phillip Enis January 24, 2013

Meat Spinning

Aussie - usually when you use your $85 jumbuck rotisserie bbq to cook some amazing meats

Just stuck a lamb leg on the $85’r and now sinking some XXXX. Meat Spinning at its finest
Spin on Cunts

by LiabilityAUS May 1, 2021

Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.

“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor

by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023

boss meat

A piece of meat that is difficult to eat, or is eaten reluctantly at the end of a meal. (Similar to a boss at the end of a game level.)

I just ate beef and carrot stew, and at the bottom of my bowl was one last huge piece of boss meat.

At Joe's restaurant, I ate the appetizer, salad, mashed potatoes, rice, and drank my whole soda, and nothing was left except for a boss meat.

by vince_k May 6, 2014

meat cracks

The small bits of space in the stomach left over after one has eaten a tremendous amount of meat such as the amount consumed to produce meat sweats. To date, experiments have shown that the only substance with the proper consistency to fill in the meat cracks in a human stomach is frozen yogurt, aided by Taylor Swift music.

Nick took us out to get some FroYo after the Brazilian steak house dinner to fill in the meat cracks.

by StirThePot_718 April 11, 2019

Meat-belt

Noun; eng. Mēæt-bëlt When your female (usually thicc) companion wraps her leg around your waist while she sleeps, to prevent you from cheating on her in her dreams.

I couldn’t sleep because my Meat-belt was on too tight to keep me secured from pulling the Thots in my girls dreams.

by 💦🍆 August 16, 2018

meat grinder shift

a shift, specifically in the industry of specialty coffee and other beverages, in which an extreme number of drinks are served

dude, saturday morning was a total meat grinder shift.

we were grinding meat all sunday afternoon

by notevenabarista February 20, 2021