When a guy and girl have so much pubi hair that when they have sex it looks like they're double teaming a fozzy bear
by Hairy cunt March 15, 2014
Get the dirty fozzy mug.When your dad fucks your mum's dad at the same time your dad's dad fucks your dad's mum's dad while that dad fucks you, and your step sister films.
by Cobsteam Mcgeesteintin February 11, 2019
Get the dirty jai mug.A variation of the Dirty Sanchez where after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners forehead creating a monobrow.
by Filthy Lou January 7, 2009
Get the Dirty Lou mug.Dirty Sonny is when a guy shoots meth into his penis, missed and busts a vein, and uses his own fecal matter to patch the wound
by DirtyDanMan May 23, 2019
Get the dirty sonny mug.After winning an amasing game of Candy Land you give your partner a blow job and afterwords fuck violently while licking whip cream off of your partners chest.
by funnybuns13 April 15, 2011
Get the dirty brittany mug.When you have sex with a girl during her period and then wipe your bloody dick on her lip to give her a red moustache like Lanny McDonald, the legendary Calgary Flames hockey player.
by UrbanDick March 20, 2007
Get the Dirty Lanny mug.A dirty dave is a sexual act of such inscrutable lecherousness that there are no words in the English language to accurately describe the act. The term is named after U.S. Rep. David Rivera (R-FL) who famously used taxpayer money to try to perform the salacious act on an escort.
"Dude, the dirty dave makes the dirty sanchez and two girls one cup seem like softcore vanilla skinemax"; "I spent all night trying to dirty dave her harder than David Rivera on his constituents".
by marcor August 20, 2012
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