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Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
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slut for coriander

it is what it says it is (it eez what it eez)
it literally just means you’re a slut for coriander
by @cxddly_styles September 30, 2021
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slut tracker

A cell phone where you use social media to track sluts.
Do you have a charger my slut tracker is going dead
by Hermdog187 November 17, 2015
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Trauma Slut

A trauma slut is someone who, either actively or passively, becomes the go-to person for friends, colleagues, or family members to offload their emotional baggage or traumatic experiences. This individual often exhibits a unique blend of empathy and resilience, enabling them to absorb and respond to these intense emotional disclosures without being overwhelmed. Whether it's a heart-wrenching breakup story, workplace drama, or family feud, the trauma slut is the one everyone turns to for a sympathetic ear and a shoulder to cry on.
After spending hours consoling her friends about their various problems, Saikat realized he had become the group's trauma slut.
by Saikonaut March 20, 2024
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Bean Slut

Noun, A reclaimed term for a vegan/vegetarian that may or may not imply promiscuous behaviour from the subject.
Did you see Eric at the BBQ last weekend, he's become such a bean slut.
by Bean Slut King January 27, 2021
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Alcohol slut

When a guy/girl sleeps with many people on separate occasions, whilst alcohol induced. However, would not act in this manner sober.
god damn that guy Ian is an alcohol slut.
by yogirlJ February 14, 2019
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Concert bathroom slut

When a women walks into the guy’s bathroom during a concert show just to give out free blow jobs and hand jobs
Friend #1: hey.. have you guys seen Chasity?

Friend #2: ugh.. I told you not to bring her.. she never watches the show.. you can find her in the guys bathroom… ALWAYS

Friend#1: yeah.. that chastity.. she is such a concert bathroom slut

Friend#2: yeah.. haha
by Jajajonny August 20, 2022
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