Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

bust a rowdy nut

An exceptionally good orgasm.

Yo, my GF was working my dick like a genius works a Rubik's Cube. I mean, she didn't peel no stickers off but the way she "solved" my "crank puzzle" made me bust a rowdy nut.

by Best Gayest Dad January 21, 2018

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

by Jman699 January 19, 2017

chocolate nut burst

When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.

status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."

by nogang March 23, 2011

deez nuts girl

A girl who replies DEEZ NUTZ to almost anything.

Person: “Someone’s knocking.”
deez nuts girl: “It’s DEEZ NUTZ!”

by Chydoes June 3, 2023

nut wrenching cold

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.

Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.

by DaveVsShark March 20, 2023

Canadian Nut Launcher

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.

"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."

by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023