meat rocking

When a fellow human is overly obsessing over or assessing another human.

John: Man, did you see Craig last night!? He had almost 30 points in the game!

Brian: Stop meat rocking him!

by ebonix101 January 8, 2014

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat

Bruce Jenner has minced meat

by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019

Marbled Meats

High quality meat using only locally sourced grass fed produce. The best local but her is Marbled meats.

Marbled Meats is by far the best butcher shop. I only buy from Marbled Meats. The quality was as high as Marbled Meats

by Marbled Meats May 12, 2020

meat riditry

The study or act of meat riding a person to oblivion.

This fucking meat riding prick MATT won’t hop off my meat about everything, he’s a real student of meat riditry.

by nubble August 13, 2025

Cock meat sandwich

A sandwich made with rooster meat

The rooster died so we made him into a cock meat sandwich for lunch

by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023

Fleet on the Meat

When a man has unlimited rizz as evident by numerous bitches on his dick

Guy 1: bro look at the roster of sneaky links I got in my phone so far
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat

by Daddy's Patties March 5, 2023