John

The best boyfriend in the whole entire world! I mean this boy is gonna be the love of your life I STG this boy will take your breath away and steal your heart

Haley: who’s this John guy you always talk about

Savannah: oh, John is my boyfriend. The best one in the whole world! I am so in love with him!

Haley: awwwww!! I’m the third wheel!!!!!

by SassySavvy1273 January 25, 2021

John

Someone who plays blade and soul and normally is a whale.
Throws money easily.

Look at him....he is such a John

by narwei July 27, 2018

Ryan John

Skadoosh.
Those who know what happened at the tennis courts 😈
On the 12th Day of Rizzmas, my Sigma gave to me

12 Balkans Raging

11 Alphas edging

10 Rizzlers Rizzing
9 Flicker Goons
8 Costcos Booming
7 Chicken Bakes
6 Aura Points
5 Those who know
4 Skibbidi toilets
3 Mangos Mogging
2 Lunchly Munching
And a Hawk Tuah Spit on that thang

Those who know Ryan John . Skadoosh.

by Brazilian filckergooner December 27, 2024

John

A really common first name in the United States of America.

John.

by tarshboy69 May 31, 2021

Elton John

The Daddy of all music!

Who is the Daddy of music? Elton John is!

by Little67 October 21, 2021

john pop

only one man in the world has this name

hello john pop

by john_pop23 June 9, 2023

Cool John

Cool John is a type of name a person must have if a person fits its name. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. Be warned, a John already had a broken heart from the past, which leaves him vulnerable. Don’t ever lie to a John or you’ll deeply regret it. A Cool John has a good heart, outgoing, vibrant, light hearted personality. Do not ever cross a Cool John’s line or you will deeply regret it for the rest of your life. Since a Cool John is a once in a lifetime.

Bro, he is so sweet, he loves music, food, dancing, drawing, and singing. He is also very open minded and mature. He’s definitely a Cool John

by Ramentae November 21, 2021