Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..
by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025
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he likes sniffing p♡ssy's, that's all.
he likes sniffing p♡ssy's, that's all.
" Life is secretly a cat. "
by hireath. September 13, 2020
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Jim-Well bob, life is just a godamn mildly good tasting cereal selling at participating retailers near you.
Jim-Well bob, life is just a godamn mildly good tasting cereal selling at participating retailers near you.
by Nigligl November 3, 2020
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by WonderWoman01 September 17, 2021
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Get the Half Life Multiplayer mug.When a large group of gay males form an anal train large enough to form a closed circle amongst all participants.
"Yo Elias, Happy New Year! Grab a group of your boys to do some poppers and form the Circle of Life at midnight."
by Wooden Pickle December 31, 2021
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She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.
by Doox95 June 5, 2018
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