meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 19, 2010

Sweet Meat

When that hot bae is wearing small shorts and her sweet ass is hanging out of the bottom ready to be touched

That thot walked by and I saw that beautiful sweet meat under those short ass shorts.

by aarond2018 June 4, 2018

Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.

Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk

by largermouthbass October 28, 2021

Meat Manned

When a Parody Twitter account uses the wrong account, mistaking it for another one.

You used the wrong account, you meat manned.

by GhostlyWriter April 12, 2025

Meat Kid

A kid who loves meat. He eats it in class constantly, and always has a Meat Stick with him.

meat kid: “wanna Meat Stick?
Teacher: NO MEAT KID. NOBODY WANTS A MEAT STICK!!

by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019

Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective

When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

Meat bell

verb: the clapping sound made when a limp penis hits the inner thigh like a clapper in a bell.

you can hear his Meat bell from down the hall

by voroxity February 14, 2020