meat riding

simps for person by defending them and complimenting them

Alana was absolutely meat riding Bryson

by jiminy cricke4t December 2, 2023

Peep That Meat

to see something sexual

Asking for nudes or a hookup: "I'm just trying to peep that meat."

by Hipps January 12, 2021

Meat Bon Fire

You and your male friends get in a circle and stick your dick tips together upwards and light a lighter under and melt the dick skin together and then do ring around the rosy

i really wanna create a meat bon fire with my friends

by Meangreenkillermafhind November 14, 2022

Sahara meat beat

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.

Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023

Stuff with meat

Your dad.

Andy: "Stuff with meat? Well I know your dad has a really really long meat. Wouldn't mind tapping that."

by CC.totally.not.up.at.4am November 25, 2023

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

by talusanpurer June 25, 2016