gutted like a wet fish

gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.

"I'm gutted like a wet fish Dave, i lost my new cascada c.d"

by ehehehehehehehe December 9, 2008

vanished like a fart in the wind

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

by Crgreen January 20, 2017

Smells like boy mouse

Refers to a male's bedroom or a room inhabited by males. Testosterone, sweat, farts, and cum have given the room that dank scent reminiscent of the cage your stinking male mouse lives in.

Last night Jim was hanging with his boys playing Smash Bros til 4am then they put on some porn and had a circlejerk. Now it smells like boy mouse in here.

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

A person who likes every status update or post you post within a micro-second of posting it.

It appears I have an HLM on my page. Carol is a Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

by Pu See Mai Wang December 28, 2014

face like a busted bum

Seriously ugly.
From Australia.
Aussies and Brits often use the word bum instead of arse (ass)

So it stands to reason that a busted bum would be a lot more unattractive than one that isn't busted.

"Check out this chick, she's got a face like a busted bum!"

by Pastor Flagon April 22, 2014

Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

locked in like a come bet

Expression used by craps dealers - you're trapped, no way out. could also mean:
your job is secure,
you're engaged to be married,
you knocked up your girlfriend & you're going to pay child support for the rest of your miseable life.

Pit Boss: Vinko is moving to Vegas so it looks like they'll promote Joey D.

Box Person: He's locked in like a come bet!

by the wetspot March 29, 2008