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straight girl kiss

when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.
Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”

“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024
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san deigo kiss

When you kiss a guy or woman when they have a shitty ass, on their shitty ass then kiss lips.
Last night I kissed Kevin after he pooped san Deigo Kisss then kissed him on the lips
by Kingpuppet June 5, 2024
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Chef's kiss

When a rude or objectionable customer sends their plate of food back to the kitchen with an insult to the chef and/or kitchen staff whilst being rude to the waiter or waitress, and in response the chef Hawks up phlegm or even worse before it is returned to the customer. And I think that is the worst chefs kiss
The chef was angry and so insulted by the complaining customer that they returned the plate of food with a nasty chef's kiss to the unsuspecting customer
by Richard Wagner December 9, 2024
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BYE-BYE air kiss

When that guy says bye to your girl extra sensually, thinking she won't notice, but when he's called out, he says that he actually gave her an air kiss.
Oh it wasnt an actual kiss; it was a bye-bye air kiss
by Jacket21 December 29, 2024
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Viper's kiss

Similar to Poseidon's kiss except that you pissed in the water beforehand, so now the piss-infused water splashes up and touches your arse
"spent 20 minutes on the toilet yesterday and i got a Viper's kiss
by Al sha3er January 8, 2025
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Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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A Hershey’s kiss

When a male or female partner applies shit on their lips and then start sucking your dick
My wife Mary gave me a Hershey’s kiss last week
by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025
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