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Occupational Gold Digger

An Individual who has to date someone who makes a certain amount of money to make up for their own financial irresponsibility & compulsory spending habits.

These individuals are different than the classic gold digger because they often work hard and make enough to support more than one person yet they have to borrow money constantly and or date people who make a certain amount of money to make it because they can't manage their own money properly whether in a relationship or not.

As an excuse to keep spending irresponsibly these Individuals often choose to date co-dependent enablers who will enable them to keep spending like they do, then will blame it on the other person as if they're the issue when it's both parties at fault. In some cases they will even stay with abusive people if there's enough money involved, which proves they're mentally unfit to be in a relationship with anyone.

These individuals constantly claim to want true love and a man/woman who treats them right, but they can experience exactly that and will throw it all away due their overwhelming love for money & material possessions if the person who loves them doesn't make enough money.
Occupational Gold Digger Examples

Her: *spends tons of money on wants not needs*
Also Her: *complains about not having money and looks their partners way to fix the problem they caused and or borrows money off others*

Him: *does everything to be there for their significant other in ways more important than money*
Also Him *treated as if they're not enough cause they're not pulling in enough money*

Her: *constantly posts online about wanting true love and a man who treats them right*
Also Her: *gets exactly that, kicks them to curb for not making enough money*
by xREDRUM4759604 March 27, 2023
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California Gold Rush

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.
I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.
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Your Golden person

Your golden person isn’t any regular person,They are the happiness of fresh young love unfolding in all its marvelous glory. The happiness a heart can always see. It’s the kind of color that’s exciting and loud, without being angry or overwhelming. Your gold is like feeling the warm sunshine on your skin. It tastes like putting a whole lemon in your mouth; your lips puckering up, eyes clenched, a sharp taste on your tongue, giving you goosebumps all over your arms. It’s the feeling of running your hand over wild sunflowers, the petals soft, yet sturdy. It sounds like birds chirping early in the morning, singing their happy tunes. It’s the music of bees buzzing plant to plant, on a warm afternoon, spreading life. Yellow is happy & peaceful. It’s a type of color that says “all is right with the world & I am content with life”.
“Every time I see them I can feel warmth spread through my chest”

“You’ve met your golden person
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The Golden

A 2.1 Extreme Demon mega-collaboration hosted by BoBoBoBoBoBoBo and El3cTr0, published by Bo and verified by nSwish on April 17, 2020.
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The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
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fin goldenburg

when you are so bored/lonely that you type a random name
fin goldenburg is gay
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Sister Golden Hair

Well, I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
Now I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
by Death Menace April 26, 2023
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