zoomeral

When someone dies during the COVID quarantine and their funeral recession is held via Zoom

Person 1: Dave’s Zoomeral really bummed me out.

Person 2: The world is more retarded every day.

by r3tardGirl April 30, 2021

zoomii

aka zu, aka zuzu

very pretty, selfless, kind, chaotic at times, not the best at genshin but they’re trying, sweet, deserves to be happy

zoomii is so sweet, we all love them

by yotasukei July 22, 2021

Zoomer

A person who uses the video conference software Zoom

100% of Zoom users are Zoomers

by G Action August 4, 2021

Zoomer

Fierce little creatures that inhabit planet Zebes in "Metroid" games

To get this energy tank you've gotta freeze a zoomer crawling the wall and use it as a platform

by Iliya Antoniuk August 11, 2021

Zoopies

When your pet gets the "zoomies" after pooping.

Ugh, I think the cat has the zoopies he/she just took off from the litter trays.

The dog has the zoomies again, oh wait they just took a poop. I can smell it. Damn zoopies.

by Lindardrel August 19, 2021

Zoomerithm

Refers to a content algorithm in which you are served very short-form video content that has the duration of an average Zoomer's attention span. It does not necessarily refer to only TikTok or YouTube shorts, but it also can describe the process of manipulating your YouTube recommended page to feature only Zoomer humor.

Oh shit, YouTube is giving me that zoomerithm with these 1-minute Fortnite shorts.

by slambeeni October 27, 2021

Zooming

The act of being in any video call/ conference, during witch you partner gets naked or otherwise flashing you causing distraction knowing you can't just walk away

"I was in an important video conference for work last night and Stacy started zooming me, do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when a pair of double Ds are bouncing right in front of you."

by Zeeg009 January 11, 2022