Who's we, you and that turd in your pocket?

A sarcastic expression used when a person uses the word "we" when they should have actually Used the word "I." Or when a person says that "we don't" do something that at least one person is actually doing. This expression is used to totally catch the offender off guard, rendering them incapable of coming up with a response to the awkward comment.

Teacher: "We don't eat in here"
Jim: "Who's we, you and that Turd in your pocket?!?
Teacher: 0_o (What the fuck?)

by hare bear September 9, 2010

balls in your butthole

When your balls are literally in your butthole

Tim was strolling down the street when all of a sudden his anus swallowed both his testicles, therefor his balls were in his butthole. Which brings us to the term "balls in your butthole"

by Literally that guy February 10, 2015

Tingles in your jingles

the feeling you get in your pelvic region when you drive fast over a small hill

wow when we hit that bump in the road i got tingles in my jingles
you got tingles in your jingles?

yeah

i got tingles in my jingles when i was molested at age 6

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

Bash Your Head In

It is what you threaten to do, or actually do when someone gives you a reason to maul them. Can be used in a comedic way if done right. Basically beating the frick out of somebody.

Doyle: "Whats with your retarded haircut Dale?"
Dale: "Don't make fun of my mullet you imbred hick! Go kick rocks before I bash your head in!" While raising fist and throwing empty Pabst Blue Ribbon bottle on the ground.
Doyle: Gets in rusty 1984 Chevrolet Camaro and drives back to his single wide a few trailers down

by puhtatoman May 17, 2020

don't get your fanny in a twanny

Don't get over excited about nothing , similar to don't get your knickers in a twist . Particularly used when someone is over stimulated by a piece of information or occurence . Can be used to express the girliness of a male. Don't get a boner don't get your twat in a knot

Katie : oh my god , nici what are you doing to that cucumber?
Nici: don't get your fanny in a twanny I used protection !

Jose: boo hoo I'm so sad my wife has gone on holiday for 6 weeks I'm so lonely
Ang: don't get your fanny in a twanny you big girl ! Lets go out and get some sluts

by crystal1 June 11, 2013

Got that sun in your eyes.

Behaving differently due to proximity to someone or something deemed cool.

You've been acting differently ever since you became friends with Chip, the coolest kid in school. I think you got that sun in your eyes.

by Sinbadbutitfeelssogood March 17, 2015

National fuck your girlfriend in the stairwell day

It that's one day of the year where you fuck your girl in the most romantic place on earth. The school stairwell. This day occurs on April 18.

Hey babe you wanna it's national fuck your girlfriend in the stairwell day. Wanna fuck

by Angello is a fag April 24, 2019