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Your Third Baseman 

As a man, your third baseman is the only other man that you would a have a threesome with thus making it you, the girl and of course your third baseman. Most of the time this person would be you best friend, your bro, or someone you are close to and have known for a while. Your third baseman is someone who wouldn't judge and someone who you know that won't make it weird or awkward afterwards.
Girl: the only way I'm having a threesome is if its with two guys,
Guy: alright Im in
Girl: better get your third baseman
Your Third Baseman by theTrooper January 9, 2013

your sister's bicycle 

Derogatory phrase referring to a woman you would be embarrassed to be seen with. As in, you want to ride it but you don't want your friends to see you on it.
Guy:I'd like to have sex with that voluptuous lady over there but my friends only think skinny chicks are hot.
Friend: Yah, she's your sister's bicycle.
your sister's bicycle by GaeaKali November 30, 2014

your grandmother’s titties 

A sarcastic way to avoid a conversation that you don’t want to have
Person 1: Hey, what’d you get on the test?
Person 2: Your grandmother’s titties
Person 1: Damn..

Your [uncle] bisexual 

Nicknamed the “ silent killer “ for it’s brutality
Bob: your mom gay and ur dad lebian and your granny tranny

Edward: your uncle bisexual

Billy: *melts*
Your [uncle] bisexual by Mc oof March 11, 2018

Your Family Reunion is a Homosexual Communion

A statement so powerful it rips apart our dimension and jams it back together again in a mismatched manner destroying us all.
Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion!
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*