Yoda melon

A dangerous war criminal on the loose, at this moment we stand no chance against him

Me: yo have you heard of Yoda melon ?
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of

by xmightyz June 16, 2019

Yoda Fags

People who for some reason believe Yoda is the most powerful jedi and will scour countless internet forums to argue how Yoda could win any fight.

"Did you see those dumb Yoda fags trying to argue how he could beat Thanos"

by dogmansupreme June 19, 2019

yoda ASMR

the kinkiest thing sinds Pornelius Hubert very sexy

Me:Dude you listened to that yoda ASMR
Peter griffin: Hamburger

by RealSexgod October 1, 2019

Yoda Hand

“One for the pink, one for the stink” -Brando

“Mmmmmm, good yoda hands you have! Bad does this smell!”

by Chief Ten Beers December 14, 2019

yoda

yoda is a small green man! he slithers around under your bed at night. he might whisper "climax i did" into your ear, but this rarely happens. if he visits you, youre sooooo lucky.

friend: howd you sleep last night?
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.

by juicebox.a.s January 16, 2020

Yoda Balls

Balls that are REALLY shriveled up

After 2 hours in the pool, I got yoda balls.

by EliteNoob January 24, 2020

Yoda

Drug addict, usually runs over people with his Honda Civic to steal their drugs

OH FUCK ITS YODA GET OFF THE ROAD

by THE PHONE BOIIIII AND THE GANG March 11, 2020