Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.

Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.

by schmeeva May 28, 2013

Stink Weight

fat you get from eating stinky foods like doodoo, smegma, and durians.

You have a lot of stink weight from that kinky night we had last night.

by Weinercabulary May 16, 2025

light weight

a two word phrase used to describe someone who can't hold their alcohol. the term light weight is only used by drunk people who think that the term lightweight is spelled as light weight (as in two words). refer to other terms that are often misspelled by people who are drunk such as "do" instead of "go". also refer to drunk people who try to text but often create illiterate sentences that even auto correct can not correct .

Mark is so drunk off a half a glass of wine that he thinks that lightweight is spelled as "light weight".

by margchen69 October 19, 2019

vanity weight

The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.

Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.

by Jinde Kush July 30, 2015

weight

the force exerted on the mass of a body by a gravitational field.

The weight of the planet kept the moon in orbit.

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

dusty weights

The weights that only beasts use to pump iron.

Yo dog, I went big….lifting the dusty weights. Gainz for days

by Luke olive oil bertollini May 10, 2021

Gaining Weight Shaming

Shaming People For Gaining Weight.

Eww you gaining weight girl!

That’s gaining weight shaming girl!

by Vianni La Performer April 8, 2022