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Weenis... what is that?

by Sarah September 18, 2003

weenis

means the same thing as "wankis" "dumbass" or "jankus". it's an endearing (Spell?) name to call a friend that does what he's told.

"hey weenis! get me a beer!"

"shut-up weenis"

"where was weenis today, he's usually got nothing better to do than hang out with us ass holes."
etc....etc..etc...

by alpha male with tits November 24, 2003

weenis

a person who is obsessed with someone or something.

Nick Hiene is a serious video game weenis.

by dudeman October 23, 2003

weenie wop

A kid who "thinks" they know everything about being cool or grown.

-Under age kids getting fake ID's
-A girl who breaks her neck to see a guy in a nice car
-Fake jewelery
-Going out of their way to be cool

The little boy saying lines that he got from t.v. to pick up a girl is a weenie wop.

by parkin lot pimpin January 16, 2006

Weenis Rodeo

The term weenis refers to the skin surrounding the elbow. A weenis rodeo is a game in which a contestant grabs on to someone's weenis, and attempts to hang on as that person jerks their arm up and down in a hammering motion. A third party judge counts the number of seconds before the contestant loses grip of the weenis.

Jamal held on to Travis' weenis for dear life, but it bucked and kicked and he lost control after 7 seconds. Another mediocre cowboy in the Weenis Rodeo.

by Rewd January 12, 2009

weenis

The coolest word, meaning more than one thing, you can use and not get in trouble!

Kiss my weenis!
Weenis job!
My weenis is very hard! Now it is soft!

by Mike B October 10, 2003

cocktail weenie

A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.

"Their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed."

"You are such a cocktail weenie."

by MichaelB67 October 4, 2009