Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

Pig Wash

Someone who is disgusting or repulsive; someone who is not worth your time.

"Oh look, there he is"
"He is PIG WASH, I don't have time for that!"

by ThatDactylChick February 13, 2012

Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012

cum wash

A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.

"Bro she was so drunk last night, she let me give her a cum wash!"

by Vag1na April 30, 2015

beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex

Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.

by Beef steak Charlie May 7, 2018

Finlay Walsh

A Finlay walsh is a dick head and is typically the lowest of the low.

Did you see Finlay walsh the other day? Yeh he just starred at me. What a weirdo.

by The fit guy master December 22, 2018