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nipple wanker

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.
by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 20, 2016
mugGet the nipple wankermug.

wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.
"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."
by Yigman April 16, 2019
mugGet the wanker's cocoamug.

Pit Wanker

A scuba diver who has a preference to dive flooded quarries such as Stoney Cove instead of venturing further to experience a natural environment
Barry- "Are you coming to the Farne islands in September to see the seals? it will be an amazing experience"

Dave- "No, i am a pit wanker, i dive in quarries because i only want to see the same fish, planes and boats in shit visibility with no current again and again and again"
by Toby the stress monkey September 25, 2018
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Narcissistic Wanker

Someone that comes across as being extremely vein and self loathing. Similar to a bully they put others down to build themselves up. Often passing words and judgements that mirror their own true self image.

These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.

Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker
Jill: "She's always looking to put me down at every turn, what did I ever do to her?"
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."
by Twentyonepilots August 17, 2015
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crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe
hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker
by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010
mugGet the crusty wankermug.

Flank Wanker

Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.
"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."
by UND3AD_ELMO November 21, 2016
mugGet the Flank Wankermug.

wanker blanker

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.
by el ga December 1, 2013
mugGet the wanker blankermug.

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