Techie 1: How long is this call gonna last?
TD: As long as it takes. If we're here at midnight and it's not done, we keep going.
Techie 2: It's OK, we'll sleep when we're dead.
TD: As long as it takes. If we're here at midnight and it's not done, we keep going.
Techie 2: It's OK, we'll sleep when we're dead.
by We'll sleep when we're dead. December 28, 2005

by egg2067890 March 9, 2021

The first Wednesday of October, farmers around the world climb to the tops of their barns, strap wings on a pig, and throw it down onto a mattress.
by TheMoosetopian November 1, 2021



You will arrive at your destination when the driver decides your time of arrival. Usually used by stubborn nazis who do not know how to drive fast. May also be used as a method to stall if you are lost.
Kids in the back seat: Dad, we've been driving for 2 hours, it was only supposed to take an hour to get to the park.
Dad: You get there when you get there!
Kids in the back seat: That doesn't tell us anything, when are we going to get there!
Dad: You get there when you get there!
Kids in the back seat: Look dad! I think that's it up ahead
Dad: Shutup kids!!, *slaps*
Dad: You get there when you get there!
Kids in the back seat: That doesn't tell us anything, when are we going to get there!
Dad: You get there when you get there!
Kids in the back seat: Look dad! I think that's it up ahead
Dad: Shutup kids!!, *slaps*
by DJF bubba April 7, 2008

This is a good time to keep your Hilti near. Also, it might be a moment when you have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining. Your future self came back in time and burned your arm with a cigar just to get your attention, I cannot believe that you don't have this shit down. Where the hell is your Hilti, man!? You're screwed now, that's all I have to say.
<inattentive future self> Oh no! I have flipped the blue switch instead of the red one! I am locked in this airtight room now, and have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining! If only I had my Hilti power tool, I could simply cut my way out!
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.
by hlprmnky August 8, 2008
