Spiritual Vegan

Someone who isn’t a vegan but they act like one and reeks the vegan essence

Eloise is a spiritual vegan she eats meat but her instagram is full of pictures of trees!

by Thinkthink December 29, 2019

man-vegan

man-vegan: When one choses not to date, ergo one is not "consuming man".

Since going man-vegan, Julia has found she has more time to spend planting trees.

Going man-vegan was really good for her, it gave her time to realize what she wanted out of life.
When everything starts to look phallic it's time to end man-veganism.

by smiling82 October 11, 2013

Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.

Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"

by Jonen MC June 5, 2018

Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017

Vegan Teacher

A vegan lady who likely has a mental disorder. She constantly says eating meat is bad, despite the fact it keeps animal populations under control.

Did you hear about the vegan teacher? She just posted on Twitter saying people who eat meat should be thrown in jail!

by Just a Theory September 11, 2021

Vegan G

A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.

I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.

by mr juggly April 12, 2013

Vegan Water

Water that does not contain any animal.

waiter: good evening ma'am, what can i get you?
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please

by waitisthisbrunch? June 9, 2020