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vacation dick

A big penis. Larger than a regular penis, one you probably wouldn't recieve on a night out or from your boyfriend.
"This dude I hooked up with had vacation dick!"
by jakehodges9 May 25, 2016
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vacation dick

Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.
"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"
by Sassymolassy617 June 2, 2016
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vacation dick

A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )
My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!
by They are my balls June 7, 2016
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Vacation

How does this piece of shit start working here... Take all of my hours...
Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
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vacation dick

The type of penis that is once in a year type. Opposite of "boyfriend dick" , the type you can take every day.
Girl i met this guy , he had a vacation dick it was so good, mandingo material!
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Vacation

Something that everybody needs and deserves and not many get one exactly as they want. On a real vacation (and not just time off, see staycation), you get to travel, you can drink/smoke/get high as much as you want, you can spend however you want, eat whatever you want, sleep as much as you want, essentially you're free and you don't have to take shit from anybody. It's really, really nice to be granted with a vacation. If you ever get one, please, for the love of God, take advantage of it and fully appreciate it, because they are rare and they don't come often (for some never at all).
Holy shit I'm going to the beach for two weeks straight! Wow! A real vacation!
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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vacation dick

A penis that is very large to the point it hurts. It is a penis that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis.
Damn girl i took a vacation dick and my pussy still swollen
by ohnoitscarson June 14, 2016
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