Tiny Uncle

An uncle who is younger than you

This is me and my tiny uncle, Brandon.

by tiny mommy October 3, 2022

Uncle Cheech

An Italian guy that is mentally retarded

Uncle Cheech quit messing up da pizza recipe!

by Uncle Cheech August 31, 2019

Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Uncle Klauss

the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.

"My boyfriend gave me an Uncle Klauss last night, and my foot still smells!

by footbandit69 February 11, 2010

Uncle Bucked

The act of being in a picture at the time of the taking only to find out that the end result you have been cropped out.

Shit, my cousin Uncle Bucked me out of the wedding photographs!

by Apostle of Dom September 5, 2016

Uncle's House

A trap house or bando hosted by a close relative or family friend with enough background knowledge to exploit the weaknesses of the clientele. Typically offers illicit narcotics and other related services (prostitution, gambling, etc.) Traditionally only runs a few days a month, mostly the days just after social security, disability, or stimulus checks are deposited.

Bob: Hey, man, I've been looking for you the past few days!
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.

by Guys in the Know July 16, 2020

fancy uncle

A homosexual sugar daddy

I'm meeting my fancy uncle for dinner and drinks later.

by awesometimefuntown May 3, 2016