Ur mum

A nice woman that will make you cookies if your nice.

Person1:who makes good cookies

Person2:ur mum

by Cookies12321 June 08, 2020

ur mum

fat

ur mum uglie

by big lando November 12, 2019

Ur brother ur lover

Nothing can stop this one.
You may use this in only the most dangerous moments to defeat the strongest enemies.

Kim : ur mom gay.
Dylan : no u.
Kim : ur grandpap a trap.
*Dylan starts sweating of fear*
Dylan : ur brother ur lover.
*The entire omniverse seizes to exist, all thats left is a spec of dust that starts big bang 2*

by CheffersonTheGreat March 17, 2018

ur mu

An insult used when a comeback is required. Abbrevation of 'Your mother'.

Person 1: "You smell"
Person 2: "Ur mu"

by crazypigeon December 19, 2005

Ur mum

You and ur mum and ur family will get chop up you dumb tranny faggot shit heads

Ur mums a fat slag and I will chop her up

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

ure momma

a big fat bitch that has kids

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

ur monkey

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?
You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?
You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?
You: Doing ur monkey!

by Alan November 18, 2004