A series in which, if the
love triangle is removed, it is about a girl who moves to a rainy town. It contains sparklepires, the dumbest highschool girl ever, and a werewolf that she has known since she was a kid, but instead she goes
after the guy who has to excersices
self-control to not suck her blood.
Most Girls: "Twilight is so awasome, like, Edward is soo Hawt so like #teamedward
Sane people:"one of
the only books in which the movie is better. Not because the movie is good, but because both are so
horrible that the movie is acutually slightly less horrid.