toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q

by ashley May 05, 2003

tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG April 21, 2006

Tamp Toss

When tossing a used tampon the moment it departs from the vaginal area.

Nacara's weapon of choice was the tampon. She squatted, yanked and Tamp Tossed.

by ShyFletch August 29, 2009

toss bank

A pot or bank into which sperm is collected after a good wanking session

the toss bank gains interest, i.e. sperm, after every wank

by Jizzy Boy March 16, 2005

toss salad

Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.

That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.

by David Gross April 27, 2004

Toss-a-josh

Find a Josh nearest you to toss down a flight of stairs, into a well, in front of oncoming traffic, off a moving boat, into an active volcano, you name it! Bonus points for creativity. Everyday can be toss-a-josh day! Similar to build-a-bear but a lot less positive!

If only I was able to toss-a-josh maybe my life wouldn’t feel so empty inside.

by Jjkkaawwaa September 21, 2023

basket toss

When you slam your dick so hard into a female that it launches her across the room. Afterwards one may continue intercourse.

Dude I just basket tossed my girl

by Sad cum April 16, 2017