toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q

by ashley May 4, 2003

tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006

Tamp Toss

When tossing a used tampon the moment it departs from the vaginal area.

Nacara's weapon of choice was the tampon. She squatted, yanked and Tamp Tossed.

by ShyFletch August 28, 2009

toss bank

A pot or bank into which sperm is collected after a good wanking session

the toss bank gains interest, i.e. sperm, after every wank

by Jizzy Boy March 16, 2005

toss salad

Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.

That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.

by David Gross April 27, 2004

Bobo 'Toss

In a game of Starcraft, a Protoss player who continually comes back from near-defeat is called a "bobo 'Toss".

"My game last night went on forever because the bobo 'Toss wouldn't gg."

by julyJones May 7, 2009

bisquit toss

To physically assault an individual, usually resulting in said individual being rendered unconscious.

If you don't get out of my face you're gonna get a bisquit toss!

by h8uall May 2, 2006