stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

Touching The Tortoise

Masturbation of the male genitals

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them

by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023

El Sea Tortelini

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.

I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini

by tidalattorney January 11, 2024

el paso tortilla stack

A sex move where the participant is sandwiched between 2 naked tortas and marinated in salsa

My homie told me about his weekend fun with some tortas making and el paso tortilla stack

by chizzleyofizzletwin January 21, 2026

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

When Americans are starving with Trump attacks Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Somalia, Nigeria, etc.

"The Trump Administration’s $3 Meal: ‘A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing’

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 16, 2026