too stupid to insult

Used when someone is stupid enough to the point where if you were to insult them, they wouldn't get it.

Person 1: Is Halo based off a true story?
Person 2: You are literally too stupid to insult

by le anon November 9, 2013

You're too much!

Expresses a mixture of surprise and admiration of behavior that is considered extreme or well beyond expected social norms; generally to express praise and shock at another person's capacity to be balsy.

Boy: So you're going to accept the diamond engagement ring and not give it back after you dump him?
Girl: Well of course I'm waiting to get the ring; otherwise I would have already dumped him. Duh!
Boy: You're too much!

by Emily H L April 6, 2008

too cool for school

A state in which a person thinks him or herself superior to everyone else in a given group or in general. Generally used sarcastically.

Ben Stiller: "You may think you're too cool for school. But I got a news flash for you...you AREN'T."
(Zoolander)

by Nick D November 3, 2003

too much water

Bad, underrated or received much hate. From an IGN review about Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire describing it to be "too much water" because they think it's bad.

Person 1: What do you think about Justin Bieber's new music video "Baby?"
Person 2: It's too much water.
Person 1: Hey!

by Ipsylon December 12, 2014

Doing Too Much

the act of overachieving without any results or purpose.

Telling a joke but nobody laughs afterwords.
Worrying about unnecessary topics.
Irritating a person, whether purposely or unaware

Example 1: Joe-"I finished my project yesterday!"
Kevin-"But it's not due until next Friday.."
Joe-"Yah, I just stayed up until 3 o' clock doing it."
Kevin-"Aw, you're doin' too much.."

Example 2: Dion-"I wore a Hollister shirt yesterday,
now i'm afraid that i'll become a different person if
i start wearing it regularly. i should put this as my
Facebook status!"
Jay-"You're doing too much.."

by Jay Bird To The November 16, 2010

She's Too Young

"She's Too Young" is a Lifetime movie based on a ridiculous amount of horny teenagers, in which mass amounts of drugs are taken, and of course, there's more sex occuring than in a porno. The whole point is that 14 year olds shouldn't have sex.

"I've slept with 15...maybe 20 guys" - Dawn, from "She's Too Young"

by Muffinz August 25, 2006

too gay to function

A male who is blatantly gay but acts like he is still in the closet and no one knows, when around other males, he cannot help but be flustered and out of sorts

Damian from the movie, Mean Girls is still "too gay to function" in Mean Girls the Reunion

by 5GuysGoingOneWay November 21, 2013