cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.

I got a bad case of hammer legs!

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

No more legs

When you fight someone and they lose their legs.

OI SHUT UP FAM I'LL BEAT YOU UP AND NO MORE LEGS

by Hatingithere October 13, 2020

Bonus Leg

Slang term for a penis comparable to a small extra leg.

1."It is difficult for me to wear tight jeans with this bonus leg."
2."OUCH! Right in the bonus leg! That frisbee was really movin', too!"
3. "I could see that the nurse got a little short of breath and tried to hide it when she saw my bonus leg."
4. "so did the doctor.
5. i was considering trying to legally name my bonus leg "THE WOMB RAIDER"

by UNCLEJIMMY1976 September 11, 2010

Lonely Legs

A young annoying female who goes on vacation by herself. She will often be found searching for the next man, woman, or couple to sleep with. She is found mostly in her home habitat...the bar.

Uh-oh, here comes good old lonely legs hide your mate.

by adiejan January 16, 2011

legs in a basket

sitting with your legs crossed.

sit down with your legs in a basket

by finnsbonch June 24, 2017