Tiesticles

Man who behaves like a monkey and is incredibly thick.

Tiesticles himself, reguarly found whacking one off over other ape like creatures.

by Simon Appleton September 14, 2003

Teese

Small blackened ball of marijuana that isn't quite ash.
It doesn't smoke, but still provides a toke.

Smokin' the Teese
Hey guys, Wanna smoke the Teese?
Teese, T-E-E-S-E. The ONLY way to spell Teese.

by SputnikV3 October 15, 2007

dialate these pupils

When your on ectasy or "rolling" your eyes dialate. So when you say dialate these pupils. you meen lets roll.

Yo, you ready to dialate these pupils. for sho lets be out.

by Roy m3 June 6, 2005

these

The act of working on one's thesis. Pronounced with a double e sound like "teeth." "Theese." However, spelled like thesis - these.

Yesterday I was totally thesed out. My thesis blows!

by Ampherz March 2, 2009

dita von teese

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''

Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.

by Emilyfox February 4, 2008

Tieece

1 fine sexy negro from nottm. evry1 wnts 2 giv im hed

look at that tieece id av im any day

by michelle February 3, 2005

tinsel teeth

people with shiny braces that the light glares off in photos casuing a freaky blurr around the persons face in them,
often leads to angry glares from you friends and family when they see photos

person with camra: say cheese

common folk and braces girl: cheese
(snap)photo taken

common folk: lets see!
(look at photo)
all turn to glare at braces girl
common folk:Tinsel teeth!!

braces girl goes home and eats her feelings and eventually develpes a belly and a pair of cankels

by im a wizerd December 9, 2008