thirsty hamster

The sexual act of a male receiving fellatio while lying face down on top of a vehicle with his member hanging down onto the vehicle’s sunroof. The partner sits inside the vehicle, head tilted back, performing the act in a motion similar to a pet hamster drinking from its water bottle in its cage.

Man. I almost pulled a muscle climbing onto my car, but her performing the thirsty hamster on me was worth it.

by theBatman_75 February 27, 2024

Thirsty

water hungry.

you: “I’m thirsty…”
me: “your horny?”
you: “WHAT, no…”
me: “you REALLY wanna fuck me right now don’t you?”
you: “NO!!! I’m need water!”
me: “water… as in… cum?”
you: “NO!!! like actual water!!”
me: “you mean water hungry?”
you: “wtf…”
me: “so, you wanna fuck me?”
you: “no.”
me: “fine, here is a cup of water”

by Super straight… December 30, 2022

thirsty thursday

A concept made up by @shelovesf1 on tiktok where every thursday we rank the drivers thirsty instagam/tiktok postes.

Someone: do you wanna come to my house on thursday ?

Me: Are you crazy it's thirsty thursday I have to watch @shelovesf1's rankings.

by Whoreforcharlesleclerc September 23, 2022

Thirsty

When you have too low cannibinoid activity in your brain...

She's so thirsty she puts on used lipstick 💄ew

by BethNie November 27, 2021

Thirsty 30s

When a men or woman is newly divorced, and there thirsty for sexual adventure

Becky just divorced her high school sweetheart and is so thirsty 30s right now

by zooted3000 November 27, 2021

thirsty

when thee is longing for h20

person: wow i am thirsty. i need water.

by sexc000 June 6, 2020

Thirsty Muncher

A term commonly used to describe being parched while eating. Also a word that is used out of anger when someone does not know what to say.

After eating this dry food, I am a thirsty muncher.
Christian called his friends thirsty munchers out of anger while playing Fortnite.

by SCG.Chriz July 27, 2018