When you get absolutely ass raped by some scrub it feels like they are dragging your testicles on the floor at the speed of a boeing 747.
Random person absolutely destroys you in game.
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive
by TheRealCocidius September 9, 2020
Get the Testicle testdrivemug. When a guy name Josh touches your testicles; Or when your girlfriend slaps them around and gets your hopes up.
by Horse Peen July 3, 2021
Get the testicle joshinmug. Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.
by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025
Get the Testicle wrapmug. Testicle tosi touches testicles
Marc likesto rip off old mad testicals and than after that he likes to cut a hole in them and cum in that hole and than when he rubs the testical it will cum with a mixture of the old man cum and Marc's cum and than after he does that he eats the testical with no seasoning
Marc likesto rip off old mad testicals and than after that he likes to cut a hole in them and cum in that hole and than when he rubs the testical it will cum with a mixture of the old man cum and Marc's cum and than after he does that he eats the testical with no seasoning
by Geniusly stupid but still cool August 20, 2023
Get the Testicle tosimug. The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021
Get the Hidden Testiclemug. She resembles a testicle.
by CleverCain December 10, 2023
Get the Testiclemug. his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!
by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025
Get the testicles powered by machine gunsmug.