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Small business saturday

Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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saturday night magic

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Saturday Night ShitShow

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.
Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."
by Saturdayshitshow February 7, 2010
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Strange Saturday

the day where anything goes. Get wild. Act the fuck out. You're getting fucked tonight
cody was worried because he knew it was a strange Saturday and some weird ass shit was about to go down
by MotherTruckerNumeroUno August 7, 2020
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Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013
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Super Saturday

Super Saturday is a term, that is often used by Eurovision Song Contest fans, to describe a saturday, during which multiple countries select their entry for the contest.

Most european broadcasters choose to host their national finals on saturdays for more views and engagement, since people usually have more free time during the weekend, especially saturday.
- Today we have a Super Saturday
- Oh really?
- Yes, Lithuania, Estonia, Denmark and Moldova are having their national finals today
- Amazing! I'll definitely check one out.
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saturdays are for the bros

Not bros
Silver wasn't invited to the party because Saturdays are for the Bros
by Urwrongbsilvs August 15, 2017
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