pecker validation

Bolstering a man's ego by worshipping his cock.

If it wasn't for her pecker validation, I would have less than zero self esteem.

by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010

pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch

by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017

Penguin Pecker

Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.

Levi is such a penguin pecker!

by JLDub November 9, 2023

puss-pecker

When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.

i'm not sure weather or not that chick has a dick, i think it might just be a puss-pecker

by "iron" man May 16, 2017

Pecker Jockey

A person who runs around aimlessly with no purpose or direction in life.

Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.

by Haynuh_Maydee February 24, 2024

Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.

When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.

by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021

PECKER NAT

Someone who won't go away and hang around expecting to get high on other people's drugs.

Person #1: Why is Matt still here?
Person#2: He's being a Pecker Nat.
Person #1: oh...., ok I will roll a bowl with him so he will leave.

by Marlborough-lite July 20, 2023