When you pick your nose, but your septum ring traps your finger within your tiny nostril canal and then you realize how stupid you look with a bull ring.
Bought a new bull ring at hot topic the other day and while puttin it in I noticed a nice juicy booger. So I made the mistake of trying to get it, and I finger jail myself.
by Pattachusetts October 8, 2015
Get the finger jail mug.Jail was never meant to be the safest, most pleasant utopia kind of place for anybody. Not everybody from inmate to CO is going to like the way a jail is run, but a jail is there is deter crime and be a dystopian kind of place. People in jail shouldn't be dying, getting hurt, or getting sick for no reason or over nothing, but jail isn't meant to become a safe place people want to go, since that would make people want to commit crime. If anything, now that death penalties have either been abolished or reduced to injections instead of the more gruesome routes to death, jails are about as safe as they can get already.
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Get the Forever Jail mug.The state of getting your penis stuck in an asshole. The mistake of switching out lube for superglue
by heyyybitxhes January 6, 2018
Get the booty jail mug.When a child gets their head stuck in between a fence, usually from excitement or stupidity, (or both) and preferably at a Disney park
Person 1: Did you see all those paramedics rushing through Tomorrowland? I wonder what happened.
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail
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