Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.
Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
by phytadesk February 2, 2021
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Get the Tard Guard mug.The terms are being changed because the definitions of the terms are being broadened and it's destroying people's lives. That and because you don't like being told "If I'm not attracted to minors then I'm not a pedophile." "If I didn't rape anyone I'm not a rapist."
Hym "The only thing you are 'a guard against' is 'having a deep understanding of topics.' If the configuration of personality traits between Males and Females is consistent (Which it is) then WHEN A MALE has a configuration of personality traits that is MORE CONSISTENT with the average female than it is with the average male, it isn't unreasonable for them to identify with females more than they do with males. So, the nomenclature... That was associated with females has changed to reflect that phenomenon. There is no denial of objective reality happening there. Maybe some suspension of disbelief when it come to the more abstract trans iterations. And I would imagine that they aren't calling it a mental disorder anymore because it isn't considered pathological. And it's interesting you bring up the Pedophiles because..."
Candy "If have to control everyone's behavior cus they're gonna fuck my kids! If I don't do this they are going to convince everyone that is fine to fuck my kids!"
Hym "Well, no, I would say that your kids are legally incompetent and therefore cannot consent if someone tried to convince me of that but they are already fucking your kids. I just saw and article like a month ago about another catholic priest. Fucking kids. Again. This wasn't a guard against that."
Candy "If have to control everyone's behavior cus they're gonna fuck my kids! If I don't do this they are going to convince everyone that is fine to fuck my kids!"
Hym "Well, no, I would say that your kids are legally incompetent and therefore cannot consent if someone tried to convince me of that but they are already fucking your kids. I just saw and article like a month ago about another catholic priest. Fucking kids. Again. This wasn't a guard against that."
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Hym "I can think about whatever the fuck I want and you are going to get someone's kid murdered if someone doesn't stop you. The National Guard need to start hunting down the freaks doing this to me starting with the new MeidasTouch freaks put them in a gas chamber. And then work their way backwards down the list."
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