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Eva

Eva is a very very very veeryyyyy small person. Kinda like a hobbit but with better hair. The clothes are the same tho (homeless/gay vibes). She’s got an ASS and well I guess she’s a bit funny sometimes. Sometimes.
- Where’s Eva I don’t see her ??
- Oh that’s because she is so small, she is actually right in front of you
by Evy.g934 February 25, 2024
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Eva

Eva is a person who likes her friends soccer swimming and family. this dude named darien kinda broke her heart THE DAY AFTER HER BIRTHDAY and now she is really sad. all she wants is to forget about him. but she'll be ok. itll be fine. she has her friends to support her and her family. i mean he litterally gave her a coaster for valentines day sooo.... but i mean it was like a nice coaster...
eva is so sad right now lol and she punched karber
by sadgirl19 April 25, 2023
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eva gonzalez

99% of the time write so i don`t think you`ll want to trust her
i thought i could trust her

no shes Eva Gonzalez
by Eva Gonzalez May 6, 2018
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Eva

LOOK AT HER SHE'S LIKE EVA
by DATASS420 April 10, 2018
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Eva

A black girl that strangely acts a lot like a basic white girl, she might also like Starbucks and just generally be a white girl in a black girl's body. She might also live in another country to where she works/learns and will probably own the latest IPhone. She is most commonly known as a thot.
Dude, you know that Eva once told me that the reason she's black is because she was in the sun too long.
Damn that's crazy, but I don't recall asking.
You know dude, you're a dick sometimes.
by donnieboi84dfdddrh rthrfcmg bh September 27, 2019
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Eva Marie Taylor

a transgender skank .. mostly with horrible hair
by 4673077 March 20, 2020
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Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
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