Person 1: Hey I think I have Deez Nutz Syndrome.
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I keep typing Deez Nutz jokes.
Person 2: What the fuck
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I keep typing Deez Nutz jokes.
Person 2: What the fuck
by qazplmwsxoknbjicdetgbygc August 06, 2022
Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
by Dimond D June 10, 2025
Jack: Hey how about you eat deez nuts * throws some nuts *
Jinson: Ouch!
Jack: Haha, get Deez Nutz'ed!
Jinson: Ouch!
Jack: Haha, get Deez Nutz'ed!
by dictorany77778 April 02, 2023
deez big nuts has big nuts
by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 03, 2022
Deez Nuts Id is a powerful security method that uses deez nuts to authenticate the user. It is now equipped in the DeezNuts Book Pro, the MemeBook Pro, and the Imeme Deez Nuts Edition
by Cling Clong Wang Wong February 06, 2023
When ur clothes stick to ur nuts because when you had sex the sticky cum stuck to your nuts and you fell asleep and it hardened like your penis and you cant take off ur clothes
by Wengardian Leviosa August 06, 2024
boy 1: are those semi-trailers behind us?
boy 2: omg yeah they are
semi-trucks drive past them fast
boy 1: oh deez trucks
boy 2: omg yeah they are
semi-trucks drive past them fast
boy 1: oh deez trucks
by Tufts University America August 01, 2023