bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.
obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.
by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 16, 2009
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bumping cheeks

What do you mean you don't remember bumping cheeks last night?
by Meldavo May 27, 2017
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Bump buzzard

"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "
by The Oxbow February 10, 2018
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Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.
" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."
by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009
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Palm Bump

An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.

WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.
Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.
by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014
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corn bumps

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.
I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.
by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019
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Bumps Lips

Lips that are so big, so round, so juicy, and so irresistible. Adjective. Typically used to describe someone you like.

Its what you get when you cross an African and teenagers.
Your boyfriend has bumps lips.

You bumps lips are so juicy.
by YeaLostInTheMomentBitxes May 24, 2011
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