PAPA PUMP

a person whos creativity level is at about 1.5. the average 3rd grader levels at approximately 6. Good job being "funny" you stupid herb

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Papa Smurf

(n. v. adj. adv.) The term used when seemingly no other phrase will do the job.

Dan : So which exit are we taking?
Justin : The one we just passed
Dan : You just papa smurfed us.

by Cindy Lou-Who January 13, 2011

papa smurf

1. a true afficiando of female genitalia
2. a pimp or player of great magnitude

1. "Perhaps Pete should preside over the 3rd Annual Pittsburgh's Prettiest Poontang Pageant, he's a real papa smurf."
2. "Girl, who are you kidding? I be papa smurf up in this mutha!"

by waffle-master July 3, 2008

papa bear

A big ass pimp. And by big ass I mean overweight

Hey look at papa bear over there

by DizzyLizzy January 27, 2007

Papa Bare

The area under the scrotum, right under the testicle.

We were at the pool when Mike's Papa Bare started to show. I almost puked.

by pyschology August 11, 2009

Papa Turkey

The act of being lazy and leaving early during the work day.

Look at Vince, he's totally being a Papa Turkey today by leaving at noon.

by FrostyPwny August 30, 2019

Papa Smurf

A variation of the Tony Danza / Donkey Punch. The aggressor completely covers his naked upper body in blue makeup, puts on red tights, has or wears a white beard, and then tops the look off with a red stocking cap or for better effect red elf hat. The papa smurfer then takes the pap smurfee from behind and just before reaching climax instructs the partner to "look at me and tell me who's the boss". No matter what the answer, exclaim Papa Smurf is the Boss ya smurfin bitch! and then punch him/her in the face!

Ester and I had a wonderful time at the opera house last night and then we retired to our hotel room and I papa smurfed her ass.

by Big Gman September 24, 2008