That's a Hans' Cat Moment
by evansucker1945 February 07, 2023
The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
by indiancunt29 May 16, 2023
An old man that likes to do surgery on grapes. He is very cool and loves to have a night out with is Farming Simulator 15. It oftens ends up a success for Hans-Olle.
by swaginio November 27, 2018
Is Jumin Han gay ?¿
by MC WHO IS AWAKE ALL NIGHT June 11, 2017
THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 💕💕😁
Me: HAN SOLO IS SOOO FREAKING HOT
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL
FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL
FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID
by Fangirl4life❤️ December 28, 2017