Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.

That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.

by EvenMore March 5, 2012

Crispy Boi

The name of an extremely cold and refreshing beverage. Usually a shitty light american lager beer that hits the spot or a super carbonated and crisp energy drink.

You have have anything to drink?

Yea i have a few crispy bois in the fridge, go grab yourself one.

by BASS333 April 12, 2021

crispy

The equivalent of cool, lit, popular. Can sometimes be used interchangeably with crisp.

"Jonah's hat was pretty crispy"

"That new car is looking crispy asf"

by leakygas July 2, 2020

crispy

An endearing term for being a bit weird, wild and chaotic. Not fully cooked, just a little crispy.

Kimbo was so crispy on the weekend

by MessT August 16, 2022

crispy

Someone who is 'crispy' is a person who exudes confidence, sophistication and a clean sharp sense of style without seeming overly contrived or forced. Their personality, confidence and style feel authentic and innate while coming off as effortless.

Dude that girl is sooo crispy!!

by On-Chon July 14, 2024

Crispy Salad

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.

Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew

by ginormous george July 28, 2022

crispy on the inside

It means to be like super pale white on the outside but, they are still able to understand the blacks.

Man that white nigga be crispy on the inside.

by TheAssEater2000 May 21, 2016