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Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"
by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014
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Brandon

Brandon is an asshole.He will play with your feelings and use you for fame.You can easily get attached to him but its very hard to let go of him.He is a very handsome guy but a fuckboy.He will leave you over and over but you will do anything to stay with him.
Gina:"Omg Brandon is so handsome!"

Leslie:"Dont put your eyes on him his a heartbreaker"
by unknown facts! September 7, 2019
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Brandon

The asshole that can't say no and fucks shit up
Damn fuckin Brandon!
by Damnmamiiioch March 24, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon is not shit. Period.
Fuck you Brandon.
by BLENP November 21, 2018
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Brandon

The biggest fuckboy around. Will break your heart
He is a total brandon. Dont fall for him.
by ofgkdrpgkrep February 15, 2017
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brandon

a hot guy that can make every girl happy he is the nicest person you will ever meet he is the guy you will ever meet he is amazing in bed he has the biggest dick u will ever see and he will make u happy just to see him he is the best boyfriend you will ever have he is super cute and very sexy he looks weak but is veary strong he knows how to fight people laugh at him and he knows how to take a joke he plays stupid but is actually really smart he can make any girl happy in bed and is completely starght
I just got of bed with brandon best time in bed i ever had
by Hapy friend March 18, 2017
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Brandon

A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him
Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
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